We didn't have "self-care" growing up. We had naps — and we didn't appreciate them nearly enough.

Happy hour used to mean drinks. Now it means a blanket and no one bothering you for 45 minutes. Cheers to that.

- Classic unisex fit, true to size
- Soft, breathable cotton blend
- Printed to order — made when you buy it, not warehoused

Wear the words. Start the conversation.

Product features
- Lightweight 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton fabric
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline and side seams
- Ribbed knit collar with seam helps retain its shape
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams and helps prevent stretching
- Tear-away label minimizes skin irritation; adult garment with REACH-certified compliance

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

We didn't have "boundaries" growing up. We had patience — and we used all of it up years ago.

For the ones who are perfectly pleasant right up until they're not. Gift it to someone who needs the warning label.

- Classic unisex fit, true to size
- Soft, breathable cotton blend
- Printed to order — made when you buy it, not warehoused

Wear the words. Start the conversation.

Product features
- Lightweight 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton fabric with breathable, easy-to-layer comfort
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline for a neat, versatile look
- Side seams help maintain the shirt’s structure and shape
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and shoulder tape helps resist stretching
- Adult garment with a tear-away label and REACH Certified construction

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

We didn't have ergonomic anything growing up. We had metal chairs, concrete playgrounds, and backs that somehow survived all of it.

If your back files more complaints than you do, this shirt gets it. Funny because it's true — and a little too true.

- Classic unisex fit, true to size
- Soft, breathable cotton blend
- Printed to order — made when you buy it, not warehoused

Wear the words. Start the conversation.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline
- Side seams and shoulder tape help maintain shape
- Ribbed knit collar helps retain its shape
- Tear-away label helps minimize skin irritation

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

We didn't have social media growing up. We had a fence, a front porch, and neighbors who knew your business before you did.

For everyone who remembers when "going viral" meant catching something at school. Say it like it was.

- Classic unisex fit, true to size
- Soft, breathable cotton blend
- Printed to order — made when you buy it, not warehoused

Wear the words. Start the conversation.

Product features
- Lightweight 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton fabric
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline
- Side seams, ribbed collar, and shoulder tape for lasting structure
- Tear-away label to help minimize skin irritation
- Adult garment made with REACH-certified materials

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

We didn't have "vintage" growing up. We just had stuff that was built right and lasted.

Age is just a number — and yours happens to be a classic. For everyone who's earned every gray hair and isn't trading a single one in.

- Classic unisex fit, true to size
- Soft, breathable cotton blend
- Printed to order — made when you buy it, not warehoused

Wear the words. Start the conversation.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight, breathable 4.2 oz/yd² fabric
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline for casual or semi-formal wear
- Side seams and shoulder tape help stabilize the garment and preserve its shape
- Ribbed knit collar with a seam offers stretch and shape retention
- Tear-away label, adult sizing, and REACH Certified compliance

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

We didn't have Google growing up. We had encyclopedias, the library, and somebody's granddaddy who knew everything — or at least said he did.

This one's for the generation that earned its knowledge the hard way. Bold front print, soft everyday tee, zero apologies.

- Classic unisex fit, true to size
- Soft, breathable cotton blend
- Printed to order — made when you buy it, not warehoused

Wear the words. Start the conversation.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton with a lightweight, breathable feel
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline
- Side seams, shoulder tape, and ribbed knit collar for added structure and shape retention
- Tear-away label designed to minimize skin irritation
- Adult garment that is REACH Certified

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

Front: WE DIDN'T HAVE THAT
Back: RESPECT YOUR ELDERS - We graduated without Google.

Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt with a vintage, lived-in feel.