We didn't have "old" growing up. Old was somebody else — somebody's grandpa, not the person in your mirror.
Then one day the math stops adding up and you're the same age as the old people. Nobody warned you. Say it before somebody else does.
- Classic unisex fit, true to size
- Soft, breathable cotton blend
- Printed to order — made when you buy it, not warehoused
Wear the words. Start the conversation.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton with a lightweight, breathable feel
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline
- Side seams, shoulder tape, and ribbed knit collar for added structure and shape retention
- Tear-away label designed to minimize skin irritation
- Adult garment that is REACH Certified
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
